Why am I even up?

To tell you that Wi-Fi is not just for cars anymore. And on April 1st it's hard to get in the door. And the previews for "In Bruges" are a lie (it's a good movie, it's just not that movie). And a Secret Invasion has begun, and it's some of the best storytelling I've read in a long time.

And now, here it is - your Moment of Zen: